askmilesedgeworth:

Dear Anonymous,
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I am not a defense attorney.

Prosecutors aren’t hired by the general public for service. The state government hires, pays, and appoints which prosecutors will work what trial. You can keep your kisses to your self.
-Miles Edgeworth
I bet Edgeworth is so glad that he can’t be hired by the general public.
askmilesedgeworth:

Dear Smile Towards the Heaven,
Jokes?

Erm… yes. Of course.

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-Miles Edgeworth
askmilesedgeworth:

Dear Anonymous,
I never did see the point in questions like these. I’m no expert, but you would define a significant other as a general term to describe a person you’ve established a romantic relationship with, correct? In this case, wouldn’t you agree that you cannot choose who you fall in love with? That would make whatever traits you’re looking for irrelevant depending on who you get with.

But in any case, I do value intelligence and independence in a woman.
-Miles Edgeworth
askaceattorney:

Dear Anonymous,
I don’t own anything in green. It makes me look sickly.

I usually reserve my black suit for more formal occasions, but I suppose I haven’t had reason to wear it as of late. I can’t let it get dusty.
-Miles Edgeworth
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askaceattorney:

Dear Raving Fangirl,

I don’t think my wife would appreciate that.
-Miles Edgeworth
So hot so hot so hot
askaceattorney:

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